AISubs v3.7
It's normal.
It's the most different day.
It's normal.
You said you didn't like it?
It's different, isn't it?
It's normal.
It's strange.
It's normal.
Today, Ten-ten and Shibayu are cosplaying as Mario and Luigi.
Is there such a rare day?
That's right.
That's all for today.
I'm not a serious Mario.
I'm a funny director.
You're the funniest.
Say "Mario and Luigi" once.
It's only an experience.
Yes.
It's totally a different day.
It's finally an Mario VS Luigi game.
Why don't you say it?
I should have done it.
How much have you played as Mario and Luigi in your life so far?
I've played you so many times.
There are people in most of the games.
Yes, there are.
Speaking of terrible things...
The terrible thing is Cooper, right?
I'm just controlling it, so technically speaking...
[Cooper is controlling the game]
It's not stopping at all!
[Cooper is controlling the game]
Come on!
Have you ever felt Mario's and Luigi's feelings?!
Huh?!
Feelings?!
Feelings or anything...
It's a game, it's a game!
That's just a game!
Mario and Luigi...
No matter how much you kill them!
I thought the remaining number was just a number, but...
Yes...
Not at all!
It's not enough to discard it!
They're alive!
Once again...
That's true...
If you don't think about Mario and Luigi's feelings...
You'll continue to kill Mario and Luigi with light- hearted feelings in the future!
I don't like it if it's the other way around...
That's what I mean...
Today...
I...
Yes...
I made a Mario course...
Huh?!
Oh!
Mario Maker, right?
It's Mario Maker.
Yes...
Mario Maker's Mario and Luigi...
Will play a game that Itami linked!
Huh?!
No, no, no...
That's terrible!
That's...
No, no, no...
Are you dead?!
That's how much you guys have made me do!
Is it an adventure?!
You've made me enjoy that adventure with light- heartedness until now!
Yeah...
Today...
If something painful happens to Mario...
Something painful will happen to you, too!
What?!
I don't want to play such a heavy game!
Well, but...
Nothing happens if you don't die!
Oh...
I just have to clear it normally, right?
Yes...
If you feel Mario and Luigi's feelings properly...
If you do it carefully...
It's a course you can clear!
I see...
Please do your best today and continue Mario's course until you clear it!
I understand!
Yes!
Mario Go, please!
Let's go!
Yes! This is...
"The Times Have Made Me Crazy" Games, Onzoshi- kun's...
It's out! "The Times Have Made Me Crazy" Games, Onzoshi-kun's...
...commentary!
He's...
...commentating!
That's scary!
He's doing it all the time!
I want to see it, so be careful!
Yes.
You're naive!
Yo-ho!
Yo-ho-ho!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Can you turn on Luigi-san?
Huh?
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Hahahahaha!
That's what you mean!
You think it doesn't matter?
Your own sense of beauty?
I think you'll lose your head!
Be careful, okay?
So you can see your face.
Let's cover up our arms.
Here we go.
Okay.
Ready...
Start!
Let's go!
Wow!
Ah, scary!
Wow, it's us!
Wait, let's go carefully first.
Go!
Ah, wait, wait, wait!
Oh no!
Ah, the ground!
The ground!
Oh no, the ground!
Ah, you linked it there!
This is bad!
Hahahahaha!
Oh, you!
That hurts!
Ah!
Oh!
What's this?
You're not dead.
Ah!
This is...
I think you'll be fine.
Yeah, that's actually a sponge.
In the game.
Okay, I'm going to push it.
Yeah.
This one.
Okay.
Ah, you!
Ah, why?!
You knocked it down!
Ah, that's dangerous!
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
That's scary!
Okay...
Cat?
Wait, wait!
Nii-chan, jump!
No, no...
You can't do that!
Nii-chan, seriously...
Ah, you can do it!
This is bad!
That's dangerous!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way, you!
Aaaaaah!
Ouch!
Get out of the way, you!
Aaaaaah!
Ouch!
Hahahahaha!
Ah, that's dangerous!
Ah!
Wait, that's dangerous!
I can't stop it!
Ah, that's dangerous!
Huh?
Excuse me!
Ah!
Huh?
It fell.
Huh?
What? What? What? What?
Hahahahaha!
Ah!
Huh?!
Ouch! Ouch! Wait a minute!
Please continue.
No, no, no, it's a thorn.
Thorns were always there!
You're putting me in a lot of pop.
No, no, no, it's not pop.
It's a full swing.
Wait, it's an egg stick, right?
It's an egg stick and a full swing.
Wait a minute, this is too harsh.
Let's go, then.
Then I'll go back.
I'll blow it up once.
Oh, I see, this is fine.
You're weird.
Seriously, can you really beat that hammer?
Yes! Yes!
Go, go, go, seriously, go.
How do you do this?!
Do you want me to show you three steps?
No.
Watch out!
Oh! Hahahahaha!
I just realized.
Go ahead and try it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's stuck in my head!
Oh, no!
I'm going in.
Ah! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's stuck in my head!
It's something you can't eat many times.
This is amazing.
What do we do with this?
What do we do with it?
I really want to see it, but I don't know if we can do it together.
Go ahead and try it.
Okay.
Hahahahaha!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's stuck in my head!
Ouch!
Oh, no, I'm getting sick.
Are you okay?
This one, this one, this one, this one.
It's a shooter, a shooter.
Here we go.
Okay.
Oh, no! Watch out!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Here we go.
Ouch!
Hahahahaha!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
Sorry!
But we can continue with this game.
Oh!
Oh, is this okay?
I see!
Thank you, Mario.
Wait a minute, Mario!
We're brothers, so let's help each other.
Oh, no!
What are you doing?!
Oh, you're back!
Excuse me.
Turtle!
Ouch!
You're a turtle!
Turtle!
That's why he's a turtle.
It's so real! That's Cooper level!
Is it really real, copper?
I don't like it!
Are you serious?
Can I step on that?
Yes.
- Huh? What did you press? - "ZR"
ZR
Oh, it hurts unexpectedly.
I think it's light, but it's pretty painful.
Well, it's all the same type of pain.
It's not that disgusting number.
EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It came down!
Why?
EH?!
The turtle came down!
No, I hate this the most!
Ah! Ouch!
Is he also a turtle or a hamburger?
Why did he come down now?
Let's defeat this guy for now.
Come here.
Nice, nice, nice.
And that one.
Let's get that one.
Nice, nice, nice.
Defeat it, defeat it, defeat it.
Defeat it, defeat it.
I did it!
You really have a long way to go.
Okay, I'll go.
Are you okay?
Oh, you did it.
Wow.
Nice.
Oh, that's dangerous.
Oh, it automatically goes up that high.
That's normal.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, that's dangerous.
Oh, that's good.
Because you're not dead.
Let's go safely now.
Let's go safely.
Nice, nice, nice.
Don't leave the shell behind.
Wow, there's something in my nose!
Huh?
What's this?
What do I do with this?
Do I just eat it like this?
Huh?
Brother!
Hahaha!
In one go?
There's nothing we can do about it.
I didn't prepare my nose.
It's a thorn.
It's a thorn in my nose.
Ouch!
It might be a thorn in my nose.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes?
I can't clear it anymore.
Oh, I see!
Oh...
It's a shell!
You're somewhere in here!
It's a shell!
Okay, you two go ahead for now.
Come on!
Let me choose how I'm going to die.
Hahaha!
There's nothing we can do about it.
There's nothing we can do about it!
Can I try it one more time?
Can I throw it like this?
Oh, it's working.
Oh, I think it's working.
Can I add it?
Ouch!
Can I try it one more time?
No, I can't do it!
Ouch!
Come on!
Oh, I'm dead!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Put your head down!
Put it down!
Come over here!
Here we go!
Put your legs up! Put your legs up!
Now come over here!
So...
There's got to be a shell around here, right?
Take it! Take it!
Here!
And...
Take one!
Take one and look up!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Oh, this is good! This is good!
Let's go with this!
Oh, no!
You should have brought it with you just in case!
This is what happens when you...
No, Nico...
Games usually have a meaning, you know!
You really have a bad temper, don't you?
Why?
Please!
Run!
Great! Great!
Great! I like it!
Ouch!
You sacrificed your own body...
That's a good will!
What's going on?
What? What? What?
You! You!
Ouch! What's going on?
It's Dego-pin.
Why?
It looks like a soft tire.
That's Dego-pin.
It looks like a Dego-pin.
I'll show you.
I'll use it. I'll use it for sure.
Great!
You're not a girl, are you?
No, I'm always like that.
No, you're always like that.
Hey! Get off me!
You went first, brother!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Great! Great!
Great!
Hey!
Wow!
Nice!
OK! OK!
What?
It's not that way.
It's a weird stage.
How about a regular wall jump?
Come on!
I was scared.
Ouch!
OK, I'll go.
What's this?
It's dangerous.
It's swimming.
Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
What's that?
I've never seen it like that.
What's this?
Huh? Shimeji?
Ouch!
Watch out! Watch out!
I'll never eat it again.
Here we go.
One, two...
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Here we go!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! I can't do it!
Oh, no!
One, two...
Oh, no! It's Dotsun!
Can I run through it?
Watch out!
It's dangerous!
Dotsun is dangerous, isn't it?
One, two...
You're no good!
You're like a rock!
How do you do it?
You're like a professional wrestler!
I'm scared!
It's too easy to get it in.
I'm begging you! Don't eat it!
Get it in...
It's a spiky one!
Can you get it in?
I can't get it in.
You can!
I can't!
Here we go!
Watch out!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
Now, now, now, now!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
Isn't there like one person missing?
Did you leave him behind?
Ah, there he is, there he is...
Okay, nice, nice, nice...
I want to go...
Ah, there he is again...
It's okay, it's okay...
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
What is this?!
Hey, what is this?!
This can't be happening!
Is it really me?!
Ah, wait, wait...
This part is bad...
Wait, wait, wait...
Let me crush you first...
I see, you're going to crush me...
Let's fall, let's fall, let's fall...
Um...
Invincible...
Invincible, we have no choice but to do it...
First, I'll lure you over here...
Then, Tossin will come...
Tossin will come, Tossin will come...
Okay, jump...
Hey!
Ohhh...
It's okay, you can't go behind me...
There's a tongue...
Tongue... You can go with the tongue...
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead...
Tongue and thorn and gunpowder...
I don't want to eat gunpowder!
Here I go, here I go...
Okay...
Do you push up?
Up, up, up, up...
Like this...
Ohh...
Wait...
It's useless...
Here I go, here I go...
Ohh...
Bang!
Mamma mia...
*onomatopoeia*
*evil laugh*
I just died of adventurous factor...
What do we do, for real?
We'll do a big jump from the bottom.
Here I go...
*bam!*
*scream*
*moan of pain*
Ohhh!
Like this!
Nice!
- Yeah! - Okay, okay, okay!
Oh, I got in!
Ahh, thank goodness!
- Ohh, great! - Okay, okay, okay!
We can end it! We can end it! We can end it!
*slam*
WOAH!
STINGR-
Okay, go in, go in...
go in, go in...
There's something there!
Go ahead and knock it down!
What is that?!
It's like a family empire!
What is that?!
Hey!
Oh, but...
- It's going to go "wheee" - With this?
Should I turn it on?
It's not working...
But if it comes out...
- It's... - Aaaaaah!
- It's not working! - It's not working!
Kiii!
Aaaaaah!
It's taking damage!
Aaaaaah!
Is it okay?
It's definitely going to get on first.
I see...
I think it's going to go further in.
- So it's like you two worked together? - Yeah.
Is this okay?
- It's not working. - It's not working.
Is it going to hit?
Like this...
Wait a minute...
- Wait... - Wait...
- It's not working! - It's not working!
- As soon as it flies... - Yeah...
Here we go...
- Ready and... - Okay...
- Okay...
Ready and...
- Kiii! - Kiii!
It's hitting!
Kiii!
Aaaaaah!
Kiii!
I think this one's going to be easy.
- Yeah... - Yeah...
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- Wait a minute... - Wait a minute...
There's no time...
- Here we go... - Okay...
- Okay...
Here we go... Ready and...
Okay, okay, here we go...
Ready and...
- Kiii! - Kiii!
Oh no!
Ooouch!
That's enough...
Too much...
Ready and...
Ouch!
Wrong eye!
Let me show you how it's done...
Timer...
I can't take it anymore!
Ah, come on...
Don't panic!
Okay!
Go, go, go!
Huh?
Hahahahaha!
No, no, no!
You said you were dying!
Look at me!
I'm definitely in pain right now!
Look at me!
You said you were dying!
I said I was in pain!
Ehehehe!
Are you serious!?
Aaaaaah!
Kyaaa!
Wait a minute!
Oh no!
Aaaah!
Hahahahaha!
Ouch!
Ah!
Ouch!
Here we go.
OK.
One point.
Here we go.
One, two...
This guy! This guy did it!
This guy did it!
That was...
I can't say it out loud, but that was...
Murder!
The most important thing is not to rush.
Here we go. One, two...
OK!
Can I do it?
Ouch!
I finally did it.
Wait a minute.
What?
Why?
I'm that kind of guy.
I don't like it either.
Push it hard.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
Here we go.
Ouch!
You're too kind.
I thought I was going to fly.
Ouch!
The sun is coming!
Ouch!
That was close!
Ouch!
You should have been the most careful just now.
It was only me!
Ouch!
I'll try it.
Shall we do it like DOSU like we did just now?
Let's go!
Okay.
Are you okay?
What?
This is not good.
Isn't it better together?
The screen is definitely over there.
So let's go together.
Get off.
Oh, you touched it.
Let's go one by one.
Me too?
Let's go like this.
Get up.
Oh, you can do it!
Goal!
It's dangerous.
What? Why?
What should we do?
Oh, it's exposed.
Ouch!
It's long!
Are you suddenly like this?
Maybe you were a creature.
You were like an old woman.
But it's already the goal.
Right?
But it's already the goal.
Look, you two.
It's not possible!
It's annoying!
What is it?
Ouch!
How far do you want me to hit you?
Look at me once.
We both know what we are good at.
Ouch!
What did you say?
I thought you said "sun" and jumped.
I thought you said "off switch".
Ouch!
Are you getting used to it and getting higher?
Let's do it one more time.
Are you okay now?
Let's do it one more time.
One, two...
Okay, that's enough.
One, two...
Okay!
It's a little dangerous here.
Are you okay now?
What I did wrong just now is...
Ouch!
It's always fresh.
Can you do it now?
Can you do it with "sun"?
Yes, I can do it.
And...
Like this?
Yes.
Oh, you're kind.
Oh, no. I'll keep an eye on you.
Sorry.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Here we go. I'm counting on you.
Yes, yes, yes.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm dying.
Soap breaks!
Ouch!
OK.
OK, OK, OK.
Here we go.
But!
It's impossible for me to get caught.
You should go ahead of me.
Ouch!
I won't get in your way.
Go ahead.
I'll go normally.
Get in my way.
Here we go.
You're finally here.
Ouch!
Why?!
Why did you do it just once?!
No...
I'm not trying to do it just on you.
No, no, no!
[It's not over until it's over.]
[The next day, they are going to the school.]
Hey.
- Don't do it. - It's okay.
- I'll carry it safely. - I'm counting on you.
- Hey. - Hey, leave it to me.
- I'm counting on you. - Me, too.
- I used to carry my little brothers and brothers when we were in elementary school. - I'm counting on you, too.
[They are going to the school.]
You did it!
I pressed the wrong button and ran away.
- You did it! - You did it!
You did it!
[They are going to the school.]
What is this?!
[They are going to the school.]
My little brother's personality is terrible.
[They are going to the school.]
This is not good!
Can I shake your hand?
Just once, please.
I don't need you to save me anymore.
You have a better woman at home, right?
I won't say it.
I will make you smile.
You're the worst!
[The worst is the worst.]
I got it! I'll definitely suggest a way to go.
And I'll choose the easiest way to die.
As soon as I revive, I'll dash and go.
I'll do it without thinking.
Okay.
I'll choose the best way to die.
Damn it! I was going to go with fire!
Now I'm hurt.
Ouch!
You're getting stronger!
Let's end it here! Let's go!
I'll be waiting for you!
Let's go!
Come on!
No!
I wasn't ready for it!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
Since you died, I'll give you one more chance.
I'll quit.
I'll help you in the end.
[He's doing his best.]
I can do it!
It's finally here!
I'll clear it!
Ouch!
I was surprised!
I did it!
Goal!
I did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
Hahaha
Well, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it? It was hard, wasn't it?
Oh, it was definitely hard.
Well, is this going to save Maria and Luigi's lives in the future?
That's right.
That's how they feel.
Yeah.
But I won't do it anymore.
Hahaha
I don't want you to do it anymore.